therustystarship
Rusty Starship
therustystarship

Thank heavens they put “CONVERTIBLE” on the side. I wouldn’t have known what to make of it otherwise.

Maybe they meant Miles Per Hectoliter?

I know right. Jeez everybody knows it’s gallons per hundred litres.

Those steelies...

Ford should primier their Contour resurrection with a Kim Kardashian™ Edition

You know what... No, just fuck you man. It’s lunch time and... You post that?

It’s like they’re.... grounded to the ground!

Oh god why did I click on the link!?!?! That is the most repulsive thing I have ever seen!!

That’s okay, the Cobalt doesn’t qualify as a great anything.

Just another old man car...

Who doesn’t love a good vulva?

Musings While High AF

You can hear the tyres screaming for grip. The sound is like music to my ears. I like it, I like it a lot.

I know Jesus too. He drives an older Nissan pick-up truck, filled with lawnmowers, hedge clippers, and weedwhackers. Jesus mows and manicures my mum’s lawn once a month. Muchas gracias, Jesus.

I know Jesus. Jesus is a friend of mine. Jesus loves people who work on their cars with friends.