therustystarship
Rusty Starship
therustystarship

That’s a severe underbite.

I have gotten much better with road rage, but when someone does that to me, it triggers that primordial lizard brain part of me that unleashes a hell storm of high beams, horns, middle fingers, and middle lane flybys. A man can only take so much.

Yesterday I was in the left lane on a three lane highway (I was preparing to pass a car in the center lane), when out of no where, a person entering the highway from an on ramp decides to cut over all three lanes and slot in in front of me, cutting me off in the process. Three lanes to get into the left lane! They

I’m betting a squirrel or some other tasty tidbit like a house cat had found refuge inside the car from the pack of dogs trying to eat it.

My bet would be on some kind of rodent crawling up in there and nesting.

Whoever buys it will probably lose their ass too.

The hoonicorn v2 has a creepy clown vibe going on.

OK. Here’s what needs to happen. In the middle of the next Gymkhana video, I want to see this: [screaming burning tires, lots of smoke, roaring engine]

He tried that. The turbo ate it.

That fox coupe is unbelievable, after all that work, the kind of car a normal human would keep until they died.

Thanks for sharing - Some notes on my dyno experience not mentioned in the article:

I was kind of blown away myself.

That’s an obscene amount of torque.

He’ll have to hose the Scheisse out of his Hosen after this.

Nuke the site from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.

Wait...did he win or did I win?

I award that comment a 4.6 out of a 5.0.

It’s worth about 3.7 V6 mustangs for me to find out.

Wait, you really think a few morons spinning out at cars and coffee events are affecting the sales ?