I don’t know what this is from, so I’m going to intelligently and maturely call her firearm a Booger Gun.

SIDESHOW BOB IS ~~~~ INSIDE!!!

HIS BOMB WAS

A DUD.

THANK YOU

LISA SIMPSON.

Why this could NEVER work here.

HAD a bike rack.

God forbid you have a bike rack and bike on top of your car.

I think everyone here knows what I mean. We all know a Marcus. Marcus, in the abstract, is the guy who you’ll have over to your house on Sunday for a few hours to watch football, but you know your girlfriend isn’t going to like it. By the third quarter, and 25 references to his “ball stink” later, your girlfriend goes…

As you may have already learned, yes, the “Scottish announcer” is an ex-race driver alright: it’s none other than legendary Formula One World Champion Jackie Stewart, whose voice is instantly recognizable to most race fans of a certain age at least.

It’s the Green Goblin. The Spider-Man foe.

Better keep it a hatchback Chevy, most diesel owners prefer the more “European” hatchback and wagon body styles. I would ask for a wagon, but I know better. However, since the Cruze hatch is already a thing, what better opportunity than dump that oil burner in there and call it a day.

I honestly don't know how you lot get any work done or articles written - but I'm grateful that you do.

this is why i dress as a valet on weekends and just stand outside expensive hotels.... they just give you the keys... its how i get all my cars :)

Not me.

It’s Tuesday, and that means another edition of Resignation Letters to Patrick. Today’s letter comes from Doug DeMuro, Jalopnik’s resident humorist, part-time Ferrari owner, and specialist in the Rule of Three. Doug writes:

Bye, Doug! I’m sorry for what I did to your lunches in the break room fridge all these years. Good luck!

I think I speak for everyone here when I say it’s been a pleasure working with you and hosting all of your insane ideas over the years. We wish you nothing but the best and good luck with the new venture. Also, God bless you for taking that PT Cruiser off the road.

“Nikola”? Seriously?

They are eliminating emissions by never actually producing the truck.

Just to be pedantic, it’s not a “prop”.