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/Cmd+F “florida”

Not a Hyundai man then?

Jeep grill.

As someone who writes these kinds of things for an OEM, this made my day. I Lol’d at work.

I’m more worried about their Project GoldenEye.

It’s an app that displays shirtless pictures of Elon on the Tesla’s interior display. That gives Tesla drivers something to do with their hands while the car is on autopilot.

mine goes VRAAAAAAHAHAAHAAAAAA*crashes into fruitstand*........ sorry... i got possessed by maldonado

Playing Pokemon Go while behind the wheel could end up as Pokemon Gone.

Pokemon go is technological natural selection weeding out the weak and stupid.

Really? Not chemical warfare or the acceptance of authoritarianism?

It’s really remarkable that only four people were

Was that Captain Picard in the backseat?

My actual reaction when I read the headline:

And now it’s time to turn the show over to our tame gangsta investor. Some say he's into having sex, but not making love; and that he got shot nine times and lived to tell about it. All we know is he’s call The Fiddy.

So 50 Cent, the guy who filled his driveway with borrowed cars from Steven Cohen (complete with their Greenwich Concours stickers on them) for his MTV Cribs episode and once told me in person that the “50" Edition Pontiac G8 GXP he was hawking was “modified with a Corvette engine,” is gonna save Top Gear? Right.

So is life