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Neutral: What’s Another Car That Should Have Been Great?

Reporter also said that the recovered truck is “not in very good condition”

That’s probably enough to write off a Cruze, or damn close to it.

this is why you check your tire pressure

That’s really not that bad. I used to work for a wholesaler (where it was my job to get all the wrecked cars repaired), and that’s actually good damage. Might have some work around the strut tower, some fascia, and a new fender, hood, bumper cover, and headlight, but that’s all less than $500.

Who else tried to click play more than once ...............

“...a four-foot gash....I’ve never seen anything like that.”

**INSERT OBLIGITORY ‘YOUR MOM’ JOKE HERE**

I like it

What sadistic bastard chose that soundtrack?

The music makes me uncomfortable

I might be putting one and one together and getting free, but it seems like the cyclist and the driver had some sort of business just out of frame, and the cyclist was making a hasty get away before dropping something important enough to go back and get.

Considering the Chevy Cruze, its probably more correct to say “Its crazy what happens when a crash doesn’t match the government crash test the engineers designed to.”

A hood is designed to crumple and get out of the way, I think it just got pushed in, not tearing the metal.

Now how is he going to pick up chicks?

Titan slams on the brakes; nose dives down, rear-end goes up.

That’ll buff right out.

Truck upside down is really the pits.

Yea, great idea. Then, go empty the jails. Maybe shut down courts too?

Stahp

What if they called it...the FX-5