Is that the vape port in the front of the roof? I can never keep up...

My parents let me drive their $80k King Ranch when I was 16.

And you wonder why the Subaru WRX has a reputation for rowdiness.

Their car is in the shop, took them somewhere and you need to stick around but they want to go to a store for half an hour or whatever, etc...

I had an beater 87 K5 for a couple of years that was a dedicated trail rig. Nothing really crazy done to it other than a 4" leaf spring lift and 35" tires. Anyway about 15 years ago I was out with a buddy wheeling the local mountains which was a popular area, and the trail we were on completely eroded as I drove over…

If you think about it, knowing that your kids are shittier drivers and are more precious than yourself, it does make sense to give them the safest car in the household stable.

El Valle, Panama, near the El Chorro Macho. Tried to do a three point turn at the top of a hill, realizing we were lost. Rental Rav4 slid down the hill into a jackfruit grove, about 30 feet down a muddy hill.

Choose wisely.

and an under-engine skid plate.

I think I’d have to meet the kid to make that call.

Let’s play a game: If a red key unlocks the maximum potential of a given car’s best feature, imagine if every car had a red key...

This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the red key- the car turns into a mobilized kindergarten, you get endless updates about how fast you’re going. You won’t be able to hear “Kickstart My Heart” at full volume, and somehow, you become an even more boring volvo driver. You take the…

This whole thread made my day. All y’all are awesome. :)

The driver’s seat seems to be in the “receive a blow job in the parking lot before the big game” configuration

To me it looks like an NES accessory. Imagine shifting that while wearing your Power Glove...

I’m more infatuated with that shifter/boot combo to be honest

This is verbatim what happens on the Audi forums! Not even slightly made up!

“Bruh,” they say. “Did you see the new A5 in Toilet Seat White?” “No way, bruh,” another replies. “That was Contact Solution Bottle White.” And then they get into a fight that ends with one of them saying the other’s car isn’t stanced enough.”

I’m just a poor boy, you have my sympathy

Open your eyes,