Is this the real life?

I'm gonna go ahead and say they should have made this special edition as a wagon. When you go out to the fringe like this, you can take steps to be even fringier than normal and stand apart from the crowd of Fusion sedans everywhere. Just look at the Mazdaspeed3, for example. Or Focus ST or RS. Why weren't those…

Exactly. Little tiny dirt tires like that are a thing that is needed to Rally Car All The Things (my DD especially). Screw pavement, I’m offroading to work.

Those tires. What are they? I know I’m going to cringe at the price, but I must have them.

This is a seriously trot take, if I’ve ever seen one.

FIFY

It’s like reading Parallel Universe Alissa Walker.

Pretty much anybody who has a truck who will be abusing their bed like this will have a bedliner, regardless of the material the bed is made out of.

As coherent as a drunk frat boy...

Especially with no bed liner.

Who the fuck drops a load of landscaping blocks into their truck bed from 5 feet above the bed in the real world? This is how you break all the landscaping blocks you just bought and thus have to go buy them again.

I typically assumed that the best use for a home equity loan was making improvements on the house, which then increase the equity that the house has.

Next year do we get nu-Spock with an Audi?

Wasn’t Black Beauty (the Green Hornet’s car) a Buick Riviera? Now I can’t shake the mental picture of the Star Trek crew cosplaying as their favorite heroes. I could totally see Chris Pine’s Kirk being a fan of the Green Hornet.

Ruined by Derpy McDerpface grille.

Sean finally got a real job. He’s heading to cycleworld and is going to head up their online branch and likely also write for their dead tree mag.

The Mustang owner later apologized, claiming he didn’t actually see the motorcycle, only the rider.

MOTHER OF GOD..... a Viper ACR Isle of Man TT time would be insane.

Yeah... I guess as long as one person has done it before it’s a record, but still.