YOU’RE a Mustang.

As far as I can tell, they just took a big mechanical thumb and smooshed down the front of the car...

Either a hedgehog, or the bushy tail of a squirrel. 

Godspeed, David. May the Jeep gods have mercy on your clutch.

I was going to say, if we had to choose one, I would choose the non-anatomically-correct one. At least the chain/nut combo is almost borderline creative. 

YEAH, THAT’S WHAT I JUST SAID!!

DID I TELL YOU I DRIVE A MERCEDES? IT’S AN AMG AND IT HAS SOMETHING CALLED EMOTION START! MY CAR IS BASICALLY A RACE CAR, BUT NOW I CAN HEAR IT A LITTLE BETTER. DID YOU KNOW THAT MERCEDES HAS WON THE LAST SIX CONSTRUCTOR’S CHAMPIONSHIPS IN FORMULA 1? NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE IN AMERICA KNOW THAT.

JEEP.

Oh, god. DAVID WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.

The Hyundai Tiberon is a great one. Where did all these go?? You’re telling me they all got scrapped or something?

This is a great example. Grand Ams used to be EVERYWHERE. Then, they became the standard teenager’s first car. And after that, they were gone.

Oh my god. Heaven on earth does exist.

Weirdly enough, I do see a decent amount of these on the road. They have to be just Bonnevilles underneath though, right?

I did too, and I actually test drove one when I was in high school, but I couldn’t afford it. If Ford had given it the marketing attention it deserved, I always thought it could have been like an American Mitsubishi Eclipse to try and appeal to the tuner scene at the time. But, they just didn’t do that.

Seriously though, what happened to all the Cavaliers?? There use to be like, an ant colony of Cavaliers on the road at all times. These days, I don’t even see the last generation of them on the road. And if you do, they look like they have seen some shit.

Dang. I actually always wanted one of those, too.

“Honey, why is the CX-3 running with the keys in the ignition in the driveway with a sign that says ‘BET YOU CAN’T TAKE ME’ on it?”

I know what you’re thinking. “Can you even find a 1996-2006 Mitsubishi Galant anymore?”

Golf GTI is not impressed.

*still laughing*