Absolutely. He might be a little tall, though. Unless they could work some movie magic in that department.

Actually, so would I... That gives me an idea. What if there was an HOA for car enthusiast homeowners that would only allow in people who work on cars and love doing burnouts and all that? That might be the most fun neighborhood on the planet.

Huh. I did not know that. And here, I thought it was something invented by the youths.

I was thinking the same thing lol, his neighbors must LOVE him.

I kind of like it, actually. It’s basically the new “hold my beer and watch this” except now, we’re doing crazy shit without being able to blame the booze.

All I could think about during that burnout was what a fucking animal that Cutlass is. Jeeeeezus.

I think that’s what I dislike about Nissan the most. They know the right thing to do. They’re even very good at doing it.

Carabooooooo

“Yes sir, we’ll get you on the service schedule right away. Now, how do you know your latches are in need of attention, sir?”

Good catch, it definitely looks like the front suspension lifted up, too.

I’d click the shit out of that. Of course, I can’t really think of any modern F1 drivers with facial hair that’s any good. Except maybe that time Seb grew that mustache. Hamilton’s got a short beard, but... It’s 2019, who doesn’t.

Is the truck squatting down to allow the quad to climb into the bed easier, or did they just kind of forget to stick some leaf springs on this pig?

Kind of surprised they didn’t just jump to energy shielding instead of glass, tbh.

No, but I did hear the Warthog is real now.

Right?! That’s sure to wake you up on a long drive. I have the pleb SE hatchback version (which has given me buyer’s remorse every time I look at an ST), so I don’t know what the expansion tank issue is all about. What’s going on with that?

Neutral: While on the phone with my nearest Ford dealership a few days ago, they informed me my 2014 Fiesta has a recall out on it. Apparently, the door latches can randomly fail, allowing the door to open at any speed. I think I remember hearing about this one a while ago, but I didn’t think it applied to my car. 

Hhhhmmmm...

(Subaru’s inclusion in the list also raised some eyebrows given its environmentalist image as well).

Might seem a little obvious, but I’d watch a drama about Mario Andretti and his family’s emigration to America, how he and his brother kept their racing passion a secret from their father, the Indy 500... How he was given an under-powered engine on purpose when he faced so much opposition to him running the Daytona…

Now that, I didn’t know. People made them un-Super Superbirds??