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I’m down. How much for a tag? Will I have to buy a special stamp if I want to harvest an Escalade?

The Williams F1 team played a pretty essential role here in helping JCB lighten the tractor and improve its aerodynamics.

It’s breathtaking to listen to, even through headphones. It’s a haunting shriek, as if the car is sad, or in pain. It’s incredible.

It felt like they were going for some sort of deep “meet the guy behind the helmet” type of thing, and it just didn’t work. All I got from Santino was:

If I remember right, Paul Tracy basically flat-out asked him about whether or not he had learned from his, well... Smashing into his teammate on purpose. And all Santino really said was that he and his teammate were actually great friends and never addressed the incident directly.

I can’t help but think this car would have printed money in the States.

That cover left me... very conflicted. I am such a gigantic fan of the original. Plus, I always thought that the very idea that Sublime, a punky three-man band from Long Beach, was quoting Porgy & Bess in a hip-hop reggae tune was so strange and unique. All that said, I thought she had a pretty interesting take on the…

Thankfully four employees only suffered minor injuries that were able to be treated on-site...

Thank you for writing this, Mike. Thank you for helping us learn a little more about Davey and the good times you shared. I’m so sorry for your loss.

That word was my exact reaction. Fuck. It just... brought all his sorrow into one statement.

Ford didn’t do that ma-... wait...

I mean, you could probably call it the Bugatti-Pagani-McLaren-Ferrari-Lambourghini-Porsche playbook.

How much do you think this car will affect the value of the standard GTs, if at all? Are current GT owners pissed, or will they just buy another one?

I see Ford is taking a page out of the McLaren playbook. Not a bad thing by any means, but I’m interested to see if they’ll end up doing several different special editions of the GT later on.

Oh, it absolutely was. It was so incredible, I couldn’t even believe that I was listening to what was pouring into my ear holes. When he went off about funding his own boat in an expedition to Antarctica, I lost it and could get absolutely no work done for the next half hour lol

In other words, Americans have been steadily driving a lot more when we really need to be driving a lot less.

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*takes off tinfoil hat, carefully places it in drawer for later*