*puts tinfoil hat back on, straps tinfoil chin strap*

I’m sensing a tiny bit of sarcasm in this article... But it’s not quite enough to convince my idiot lizard brain that this is satire. 

And they’d still manage to find a way to charge $15,000 for one.

That sucks, man. That particular scenario is exactly what always scares me away from dailying a classic truck. I still want to, but damn. It just can’t be your only car.

It’s gorgeous. I’ve always wanted one. Why’d you end up selling it?

Oh, I never said they didn’t deserve it lol. They absolutely did, which is what makes this so brilliant. It’s not some contrived or made-up troll, it’s just what happened.

Pictured: Porsche caving to the purists.

Doesn’t this kind of feel like a subtle troll against Chevy, too? I mean, it’s history, but still. “Thanks for the trucks, they helped us gain a foothold in your home country and almost squash you like a bug on more than one occasion.”

THAT’S IT!! I think we’re done here.

Or, Rancher-E.

The Valhalla joins a legacy of Aston models with names starting with the letter “V,” which also includes V8, Vantage, Virage, Vanquish, Vulcan, Valkyrie and the Volante designation for convertible models.

And an E-Z Squirrel Slicer, capable of slicing entire squirrels into 4 convenient, equal, grillable portions.

Hey, Honda’s slogan is the Power of Dreams, after all.

Look at that, they just stop in their tracks! In the middle of the trail! Wonder why nobody thought of this before!

You could probably fit three, but that’s an irregular intimate relationship.

A modern transmission? HAVE YOU GONE MAD?!

Congratulations to the FIA WEC championship winning car for punctuating an incredible season with two straight Le Mans wins.

*pulls out Pedant Hat, straightens bill on forehead*