That cover left me... very conflicted. I am such a gigantic fan of the original. Plus, I always thought that the very idea that Sublime, a punky three-man band from Long Beach, was quoting Porgy & Bess in a hip-hop reggae tune was so strange and unique. All that said, I thought she had a pretty interesting take on the…

Thankfully four employees only suffered minor injuries that were able to be treated on-site...

Thank you for writing this, Mike. Thank you for helping us learn a little more about Davey and the good times you shared. I’m so sorry for your loss.

That word was my exact reaction. Fuck. It just... brought all his sorrow into one statement.

Ford didn’t do that ma-... wait...

I mean, you could probably call it the Bugatti-Pagani-McLaren-Ferrari-Lambourghini-Porsche playbook.

How much do you think this car will affect the value of the standard GTs, if at all? Are current GT owners pissed, or will they just buy another one?

I see Ford is taking a page out of the McLaren playbook. Not a bad thing by any means, but I’m interested to see if they’ll end up doing several different special editions of the GT later on.

Oh, it absolutely was. It was so incredible, I couldn’t even believe that I was listening to what was pouring into my ear holes. When he went off about funding his own boat in an expedition to Antarctica, I lost it and could get absolutely no work done for the next half hour lol

In other words, Americans have been steadily driving a lot more when we really need to be driving a lot less.

THEPLANETISNOTATRISKYOURFREEDOMIS!!

*takes off tinfoil hat, carefully places it in drawer for later*

*puts tinfoil hat back on, straps tinfoil chin strap*

I’m sensing a tiny bit of sarcasm in this article... But it’s not quite enough to convince my idiot lizard brain that this is satire. 

And they’d still manage to find a way to charge $15,000 for one.

That sucks, man. That particular scenario is exactly what always scares me away from dailying a classic truck. I still want to, but damn. It just can’t be your only car.

It’s gorgeous. I’ve always wanted one. Why’d you end up selling it?

Oh, I never said they didn’t deserve it lol. They absolutely did, which is what makes this so brilliant. It’s not some contrived or made-up troll, it’s just what happened.

Pictured: Porsche caving to the purists.