it is very much not a joke and it is honestly rude of you to assume so

Well that’s just an invitation to all Harlem raccoons to come eat your dog

He is *not* an anti-abortion candidate. He may be personally pro-life but he stands for choice in office. 100% rating from Planned Parenthood, 100% from NARAL.

“pro life guy”

AMERICAN DAUGHTERS:

Becky with the long angel hair?

Something about her shitty little face makes me even more convinced she should be found guilty.

I bet you she complains on Facebook about how everyone is so sensitive and offended by everything these days.

At least Plaskon’s father’s pretzels are safe from his adorable appetite now. Turner’s poor pretzels only get 6 months before Brock’ll be at it again raiding the cupboards, that scamp.

And whether or not the young man can still flash his easy-going smile and enjoy rib eye steaks. If not, the impact this has had on him is already too great.

Brock Turner’s dad wants to know how many minutes the stabbing took before he decides whether the sentencing is fair or not.

Sandwiches would naturally go extinct to be replaced by the clearly superior panini and wrap.

I’ve gathered you’re quite popular around here, so I’m probably going to get my ass handed to me for even asking you this, BUT:

Wow. My son’s middle name is a surname that you’d never ever want to call a kid by because it was his dad’s and granddad’s and great-granddad’s middle name, and his great-great-grandmother’s maiden name. My brother’s is also a surname for similar reasons. Using a family name/conglomeration of family names in the…

POLL

People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.

I hate cats when they are all moist and rubbery like that. This is a terrible cat.

I didn’t cheat on you. But pleading in the alternate, it was totally justified because the sex was better.

Analog dick pics! OMG