I really do not want to go out in the cold to buy another ticket, but if 15 51 40 60 23 PB 1 wins I am going to cry so hard.

I am an Airbnb host, and I once had a very openly racist guest leave a negative review complaining about all the “AAs” in my neighborhood. I posted a message on the hosting boards asking for advice about having the review removed. PLOT TWIST! It turns out other hosts are the most racist and xenophobic of all! I got a…

“I just never thought I (sooooo much emphasis on this “I”) could end up with such a Botticelli-esque daughter.”

Why is that baby’s crotch bulge soooo bulgy?

I’m going as Kim Davis (very scary!) in the outfit she wore when she held that weird press conference with Mike Huckabee. I’m worried not many people will get it though.

So, a few weeks ago I stuck a paring knife through my finger trying to make a frozen burrito. Yesterday I had surgery to repair a severed nerve and artery in the finger. My hand hurts and the anesthesia left me weepy. I'm watching bad tv and feeling way too sorry for myself. If anyone keeps an arsenal of videos of…

I’m going as Kim Davis this year! I have the aqua & white shirts from her prison release press conference, prisoner pants, ball and chain, frizzy wig and 4 name tags with old last names crossed off. I tried very hard to get my boyfriend to go as Mike Huckabee but he’s a no thank you.

Oh! Emailing me works too! Sarah.g.pitts@gmail.com. Not sure how to make that private. Thank goodness I am just sitting all sad in the greys

*Rude at a shower.

Ugh I can't figure out how to get notified other than logging in, which felt rude at a show. Let's do dinner! Is there a way to send you a direct message?

Hi! I live in Philly! How much longer are you here? I have a bridal party at 12:30 but I'll way buy you non-McDonalds lunch first if you want!

Any hard boiled egg is pure evil. Why do people keep eating things that smell like farts?!?!?

Nah - I would for sure count that!

100?!? I would have been INSUFFERABLE. Like, showing strangers on the street all of my stars level insufferable.

A lot of boundaries at first, then (to the extent I can) acceptance and forgiveness. Not for his sake per se, but because I was sick of letting him live in my head rent free, you know? I got a lot of freedom from realizing he is an imperfect man who did the best he could. He loves me and he really tried.

I’ll be your friend! I don’t think I’ll add much value though - I am a forever grey. I did once get 30 stars (!!!!!) for saying “pile of fuck parts” and all but made my mom and boyfriend hang the star notification on their fridges . . .

Ok, I know other important and noteworthy things can be seen in that video, but . . . Did that official have a super long and luxurious ponytail?!?

I know, I wanted one so badly it overcame my deep tomboy hatred of pink. My mom thought they were “sort of trashy” though, and Tara... well, Tara did not prove her wrong here.

The Today Show asked “experts” to weigh in:

I wish I could help more. I do think with no children in the middle there is much more room to make it work with lots of mutual respect and a commitment not to try to convert each other!