nevermind, saw your later response

His vision now no longer involves a Skate instead of a car.

Don’t forget the favorite fallback of AT LEAST HE’S TRYING TO IMPROVE THE WORLD!

explain how single-lane tunnels that require a personal vehicle (with a bottleneck capable of mechanical breakdown in the form of elevators, to boot!) are going to alleviate traffic problems please

there were some soft ones, sure — definitely one of the DPIs; probably one of (but surely not all of!) the four (!) offensive holds — but that’s gonna happen in any game.

That 14 penalties was “the most since 2014" really sells short how much of an anomaly the game last night was. Belichick-helmed Patriots teams have only committed more than 12 penalties in a game twice before lat night: that 2014 game vs. Minnesota and a 2003 game in Denver.

sounds like you do know what it was supposed to say

You know there are levels of seniority between “intern” and “executive,” right?

It’s not 2009 anymore, where some coach’s idiot nephew gets to pad his resume by shitposting on twitter. Marketing divisions, from startups to fortune 500 companies, usually have an entire arm devoted to social media, ideally with an intentional voice, style guidelines, etc.   

I don’t know if the nfl causes a team to forfeit a challenge if the coach tries to challenge something that isn’t reviewable,

He didn’t lose the challenge, though, because there was no challenge, because he wasn’t actually allowed to challenge. He “tried” to challenge, and the Referee informed him that he was not allowed t do so. The penalty for that mistake is laid on in the rulebook:

I’m not sure I understand why you don’t buy his explanation. “No challenges within the 2-minute-warning” has been a rule since the replay system was implemented, when he was still coaching the first time around. It’s been the rule through all the games he commented. If this were a Jim Schwartz “whoops I forgot scoring…

lol kareem hunt is absolutely getting another contract.

Or a pitcher!

Yea, I’m aware of the familial name exception to Adolf. My point is just that though baby-name restrictions can come as somewhat of a surprise to Americans (though they do exist here, to a lesser-and-more-bureaucratically-motivated-extent), they seem to be generally more standard in Europe.

This isn’t uncommon in Europe, though, right? I know Germany has laws that won’t allow certain names (ahem, Adolf); in Sweden someone tried to name their kid Metallica to no avail.

Yea, he might have

2/5 incompletions were targeting Odell.

“Photic sneeze reflex” is good, but ACHOO is way better.

But RG3 has been practicing with NFL teams, presumably seeing scout team reps.