I mean, it’s a good burn, but definitely not accurate.

Hot take:

Songs of Innocence was a pretty good album overshadowed by a dumb release stunt. Not album of the year tho.

Yes, I know. Thanos was basically modeled after Kirby’s work on the New Gods.

But which came first in the comics doesn’t matter when Marvel got there first in the movies. The fact that Synder’s plans mirror Marvel’s being a bad thing isn’t because he copied them, it’s because the entire conceit of his trilogy revolving…

What I’m trying to get across is both Marvel and DC already let Kevin Smith play with their characters- major ones too. His comics career ended with *having Batman piss himself* and he hasn’t done anything since.

I’m 95% certain they actually would, because Snyder already set up The Flash going back in time to try to fix the future in BvS.

The guy who made Batman pee his pants?

I think we’re good.

The other takeaway I have from this is I don’t read the words “Granny Goodness,” “DeSaad,” or “Kalibak” anywhere so if they’re not used as major villains for the rest of the trilogy WHY DID THEY USE STEPPENWOLF FOR LITERALLY ANY MOVIE

I joke, of course. Thanos and Darkseid are nothing alike. For one, Thanos is purple. Darkseid is grey.

Huh. So the heroes from Earth team up with the heroes from space to take on the super-powerful secret puppetmaster villain who wants ultimate godlike power, but who ends up winning with a shocking cliffhanger, leaving the heroes to have to fight in the ruins left from his victory. Seems like a pretty cool plot, it’s a…

Counterpoint:

Jesse Eisenberg was the only person having any fun on that set and subsequently might be the only person who enjoyed the movie.

Meanwhile, I got every spirit (except Partner Pikachu for now) and I really really can't tell you why I've done such a thing, I never 100% games anymore. I can't even say doing that was fun. What's wrong with me?

Yeah, some whiplash there. Telling Ted Danson he can do blackface as a joke is stupid shit, but as far as crimes go, telling a white man it’s fine to do some white bullshit he was probably going to do anyway ain’t exactly a cult of sex slaves.

James Adomian’s Walt Whitman is one of the all time greatest episodes of any podcast. Also, Ben Schwartz as Roald Dahl, finding out mid-character that Dahl was an antisemite was heartbreaking and hilarious at the exact same time. “Too bad for me. That would be pretty ironic if there were some 32 year old in 2014 whose…

He was never Superman.

Don’t judge my hobbies.

Yeah, but Roger Ebert wrote three bad movies in the 70s and then never bothered again and anyone who says Ebert was a bad critic is a fuckin lunatic. Recognizing what’s good doesn’t mean you can make something good.

I mean, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again:

I really like that both shows are on right now, actually. It’s a nice throwback to the mid-90s when DS9 was trying bold new things with the Trek universe and TNG and Voyager were sticking to their guns about what Trek is supposed to be. I think there were diminishing…

Parker Posey would’ve been a stellar Lois, one of the very very few actresses who I actually think could nail the character. It would’ve also been a wildly cool decision to have her opposite the much younger Routh, both from a general inverting the standard Hollywood age gap standpoint (the Marvel movies have actually…

I love Henry Cavill, but sadly his Superman isn’t even in the top three of live action Supermen.

The list goes:

1) Tyler Hoechlin
2) Christopher Reeve
3) Brandon Routh in a better movie than Superman Returns
4) Dean Cain
5) Henry Cavill
6) George Reeves
7) Brandon Routh in the actual movie Superman Returns

This show can never be correct, because it will never perfectly nail the exact thing these people want from Star Trek, which was what they watched in the 90s when they were 10. I also watched Trek in the 90s when I was 10 and several more times besides since then, and I absolutely adore what they’re doing with it. It…