Oh dammit. Unless Thor gets a new hammer, we don’t get the payoff from that now.

Well, the movie didn’t add it in. It’s a post hoc justification of something someone (in this case, probably Zack Snyder) thought would be a cool scene. It just so happens it works really well as a justification because the movie has already established Barry as a newbie and Superman operating at a full-smash level of…

I’d say Wondy was my favorite, but Homecoming was the one that blew past my expectations the most. The other two MCU movies more or less met my high expectations, but hot damn that was the best Spiderman movie there may ever be and there’s absolutely no reason that should’ve been true considering it’s the product of…

Grant Gustin’s Flash isn’t really a good Barry Allen, but he’s a great mix of Peter Parker and Wally West. Regrettably, Miller’s Barry Allen is like a store-brand imitation of Gustin’s Flash.

Just to drag out that age old canard: Superman isn’t as fast as Barry at his peak. Not even close. This is not Barry at his peak., and this is Clark going balls out nuts.

Barry had more sexual tension with Snart than he ever did with Iris or Patty.

That’s like 200 songs!

They were replaced with Henry Cavill’s mustache

We need to introduce some sort of Superhero Writer Registration Act

Nah, the main appeal for me is the titular Velma.

I’m using titular in a different sense here.

Boobs.

I like how the last sentence of this article implies comic book fans might give a shit about a white dude being racist to further his career and succeeding. It’s adorable and quaint.

Well done, everyone.

Of course not. People’s actions, thoughts, and words have no bearing on who they are, right? Somewhere underneath that is a core of, I dunno, not as shitty racist that you are obligated to respect. Or something.

JL8 is this concept for the Justice League and it’s *really good* http://limbero.org/jl8/1

Neil Peart stands alone.

50-something years old and 2 years away from running for Senator

Nah. Kill some men, make the rest watch.

Oh my god, thank you for informing me of this fabulous new functionality

Here’s all my give-a-shit about you saying you haven’t done anythign skeevy:

Did anyone really expect Al Franken to be any different from any other privileged Hollywood jerk man?