The "load" is Trump.

I imagine quite a few conservatives take issue with the Zimmerman part too, actually.

*looks at bank account*

Fark.com still exists, still no cure for cancer.

Nothing is blowing up. Nothing matters.

Neither wants to be the black guy.

Oh good, this thread again.

The major twist here is that Eric Trump was smart enough to figure it out.

*Circles K

The Japanese don't give many fucks about racism and horrible things that happened in history in general.

He loves that movie but doesn't understand why the play was expected to be a flop.

Cracker Barrel uses at least 700% more butter than the average Chili's so they are definitely way better

No way. Definitely better than Denny's.

Cracker Barrel is a funnier name than In N Out. Also, better food, provided you enjoy an early grave.

Paul McCartney is still alive.

Quantum of Solace, 007 in New York, The Property of a Lady, Risico, and The Hildebrand Rarity had not yet been adapted. And to say Quantum of Solace has since been adapted is a pretty big stretch.

Mine was The World Is Not Enough so I didn't come out much better.

In kind of related chip news:

You have brought me closer to watching that show than anyone else ever had.

Why don't I see more of Shannon Woodward these days?