You're right! That's too few!

Please don't. Enough already.

That dress seems more appropriate for Power Girl than Wonder Woman

You clearly don't know how easy I can get off.

Look, we're in an article about Tom Cruise and I got absolutely no pants feels about that man at all. I'm gonna go where my genitals lead me and there it is.

Weirdly, they dated after his divorce.

And the 90s Nicole Kidman before her new face!

I could stand to learn more about Cobie Smulders's box and trench.

Please kill me.

I enjoyed the version where he plays a Jamaican Rasta monster- Jah Creature.

I enjoy that as of me writing this comment, there are only two reviews listed on Rotten Tomatoes, one of which the pull quote is "The Poochie of movies."

"Nick Offerman & Megan Mullally: Summer of 69: No Apostrophe"

I'm curious what kind of Goodfellas merchandising you're imagining here. Goodfellas brand frozen lasagnas? Little Joe Pesci dolls with pull strings?

I like that Person of Interest was just Jonathan Nolan deciding to do an entire TV show based on the last like, half hour of The Dark Knight and it worked.

I'm no DCEU booster, but Clooney was objectively and quantifiably worse than Batfleck.

And I'd agree! It's in that same area as Hot Fuzz and Galaxy Quest where the parody is actually one of the best movies in the genre.

There were four spy movies that year, and the James Bond one turned out to be worse than a Tom Cruise movie, a Melissa McCarthy movie, and a movie based on a fucking Mark Millar comic.

People make fun of the glut of sexy blonde actors named Chris in the superhero movies, but it turns out they're all wonderful silly dudes who can do anything and it's not fair.

*Spike Lee angrily tweets Phil Collins's address.*

Yes, exactly, it's perfect.