It'll make silmarillions of dollars

I don't even like watching them because they just dragon.

Legends of Tomorrow already did J.R.R. Tolkien's story justice, this is unnecessary.

Let's be honest, 90% of what the GOP does is a dog and pony show for their idiot constituents. This was a vote to say they did something about Obamacare. That's all they wanted. Just like the garbage House healthcare bill that passed when everyone knew good and well that the Senate GOP wasn't going to pass it, they…

As always, Scrubs is the most accurate depiction of a hospital. All the surgeons? Basically idiots and manchildren, but insanely good at the one thing they do.

He's absolutely going to vote to repeal/replace because McCain is a garbage person of the highest order. At least pieces of shit like McConnell and Ryan say what they're going to do and do it. McCain says doing something is bad and then does it anyway because he learned that people love to hear his meaningless lip…

Also, Kate Winslet did Divergent and Gyllenhaal did a video game movie, so they're actually on lower tiers than "superhero movie"

I play this game every Oscars, counting how many nominees have done superhero work and how many are in each respective universe.

Gyllenhall would've been such a good Peter Parker back in the day. Dammit!

What about the terry-cloth romper community?

Quantum is a pretty good second half to a very long movie where Casino Royale is the first half. It's not as bad as people remember, you just really need to devote yourself to watching it immediately after Casino to make it resonate.

I agree, there's nothing about the romance that works- it feels awkward whenever it even becomes a 'we gonna fuck' situation which is a bad look for any Bond movie. Honestly, it does come down to actress a fair bit there too. I get that the character was a bit of a stand in for Tracy in OHMSS, but Lea Seydoux is not…

Those books really eventually became an able illustration of how much of a hateful wizard Moore is when it comes to literature he doesn't love already.

Honestly, rewatching Skyfall is a real gut punch after the highs of Skyfall.

Then don't have a martini. And learn to like gin, what's wrong with you?

The vodka martini: when you want just a little bit of olive flavor to go with your horrible taste.

It's been one of the most creative and engaging explorations of the Marvel universe ever made, because of how hard they had to lean on D-list characters and ideas to make a compelling show. But it's totally worked. Godspeed, Agents of SHIELD.

No, we've still got Sean. For now.

I lie awake atop the covers of my cruel bed in the absurdly cramped quarters I have procured at the Majestic Hotel. Sweat flows freely from my entire body, pooling under me and soaking the preposterous bag of air and stones that serves as the mattress. A clammy apprehension seizes me as I reach for the thermostat…

It's true! It's true! We're so lame!