therealvajayjayleno
Vajayjay Leno
therealvajayjayleno

Yeah, the X-Men are based in some truly garbage understanding of genetics and evolution, but we don't focus too much on the science and the central theme of "people who are different should get along but also here's explosions" is universal enough to go ahead and ignore it.

Yeah man. If you're in Seattle, you have to eat a big bag of Dick's.

Not even the Southwest. There's none in Colorado for whatever reason. It's almost entirely along the US southern border with Mexico/the Gulf, weirdly enough. It stretches from Arizona to Florida, but doesn't really go north at all.

I'm not Californian, so I'm not legally mandated to love In N' Out. I find my opinion of it is basically "Like the world's best Burger King". Which is still not truly that amazing. For even an In N' Out style burg, I'd choose Dick's in Seattle over InO.

Don't build it up too much in your mind. It's just fast food, but it's good fast food.

Whataburger isn't as good as Lotaburger, but Lotaburger's range is even smaller than Whataburger. Whataburger's a damn good burg, tho. Better than In n Out.

Texas.

In ST09, yes, but he finally showed up on scene as the security guy on the Yorktown in Beyond.

I really can't comprehend the American Life of the Secret Teenager. My wife watched all of it and it seemed like every scene was two people talking to each other with no real emotion in conversations where every second word was 'sex'. It was the most chastely sex-obsessed show ever.

The worst part about Scott Buck is I get him confused with Buck Angel, who I'm sure could make better TV shows.

They keep telling me I will be offered sweet relief from this place when the Kinja comes, but when? When will it come?

He was in Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life!

Shulkie is a complex person. She has both real and imaginary parts. Yes I made this exact same joke like 3 days ago. Go away.

You mean the only person I can think of who has managed to be on-screen in both a Star Trek movie and a Star Wars movie?

He was nominated for an Emmy just yesterday

No, I think it's the abundance of avocados.

Why the shit does Modern Family keep getting nominated?

If a Brit can be Superman, an American can be Bond. We're coming for all your heroes, England!

So everyone but Marvel is doing the Black Widow movie now?

All of the crimes would take place in international waters, though.