In the original story that episode was based on, his gift was a unique rose bred for Supes named "The Krypton"

Montpelier! Santa Fe is only the 17th smallest state capital.

Look, for once this dumb city is in the public consciousness for something other than a damn rabbit getting lost. We're going to use it.

Crime rate is fine, APD will be sure to get rid of all the criminals and then some.

Oh gross, nevermind. I retract my excitement you hippie weirdo.

A Burqueño! There are literally two of us!

He has a job, and his job is to try to save the world with a bow and arrow. He's fine with that job and he's good at it. He's got a good home life and he's married to Linda Cardellini. Hawkeye's fine.

You didn't see that coming?

Well, it looks like the best MCU movie of this year is could very well be a friggin' Thor movie so everything is topsy-turvy these days.

Well, Snyder's big problem is that he's Zack Snyder. But that stuff too.

I'm not even getting close to optimistic about Justice League, but I do have hope that it'll be the last vestige of the 'shitty' DCEU and maybe what comes after will be good.

Lego Batman, Logan, Guardians 2, Wonder Woman, and apparently Spider-Man. 2017 is 5 for 5 on superhero movies right now. I know that eventually all the doomsayers are going to be right and this superhero bubble will burst, but god, what a ride it is.

Yeah. I think people just like the image of Tim Curry as Pennyworth more than anyone has actually watched that thing.

I feel like The Green Mile gets overlooked a lot these days and I'm not sure why. Maybe the magical negro trope has aged it poorly, but well, we might as well just not be talking about King works if that's the problem.

It's alright. He'll make a comeback in a role as a defense attorney whose role in getting a known murderer off the hook is the least of his crimes to modern society.

Are you suggesting that Natalie Merchant never inspired the crowd to burn the fucker down like Woodstock 99?

The non-consecutive executive is a well known rapscallion who fathered children out of wedlock and is the only president to have children born (and survive) while in the White House.

How do I get MeowMeowBeanz?

I always have this exact same question. I have literally no reason to be on Tinder and no desire to use it for what I guess you're supposed to use it for but I am curious (yellow) about who the hell is on there around here.

Threesomes instead of couples, obvs.