Blandly hot is the only physical description I can muster for him. I would fuck a ton of dudes but man, looking at Haynes gives me the exact same sexual reaction as looking at a boiled ham.

No Roy, yes Sin. Make her the new Black Canary. And the new Artemis. And the new Overwatch. And the new Green Arrow.

I overheard someone call Wonder Woman their favorite Marvel movie. These normies are clueless.

My ideal stinger for Captain Marvel is after the credits we cut to Carol standing in a heroic pose. We pull out to reveal it's just a poster in a bedroom. A Pakistani-American girl is rushing around for her school supplies and her mother calls from off screen "Kamala! Breakfast!". She rushes out of the room, then a…

Pretty sure he's from 30 Rock, dummy

People I would not expect to cameo in SZA's video for "Drew Barrymore":

Shining Force seems like it'd be a really simple game to just put actual touchscreen controls on. Seems like a pretty easy way to manage a battle.

Good news! Discovery's gonna give you BOTH!

You went a long enough way for that one that I'll give you an upvote but it still wasn't great!

I want Landstalker give me fucking Landstalker

Also, y'know, the TNG episode literally called Lower Decks.

Honestly, I think there's an angle here that might be more fun to explore and hopefully they will:

Still makes more sense than Nemesis or Final Frontier. If Beyond is the tipping point for "Trek sucks" then man, you did not watch enough Trek.

Tuvok didn't really seem to give a shit about what it meant to be human, honestly. He was just there to do his job.

By far one of my most favorite pieces of Trek writing on the internet.

But somehow Barclay is the only one who gets shit for it.

I'm not not interested.

"This is a warrior's battleground."

Tuvok was fine. Boring, but fine.

Archer's furrowed eyebrows.