Can't spill food on your batsuit if you're not wearing one.
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Bad acting? Stilted, awkward action sequences?
Uh I think you're forgetting the most important one: Egg Fu.
Bosworth is 4 years younger than Routh. Margot Kidder was 4 years OLDER than Reeve.
I think it's actually weirdly hard to cast Lois Lane effectively. I don't think Amy Adams is a great Lois, for instance, and I love Amy Adams. She's fine, in as much as the movies are willing to give her screen time, but I never really register her as "Lois Lane"
Returns had all the makings of a great Superman movie, except it was screwed from the start by being built on a terrible idea. It's really interesting.
Compare this to Brandon Routh, who should've had a longer Superman career and was absolutely not the problem with Returns, and oozes "aw shucks, I just wanna help people and be a hero" adorableness even as The Atom.
Okay, but let's circle back to Kari Wuhrer's boobs.
I'd still tap his potential.
I think that's a result of a particularly great contract stretching back to before Iron Man, which was negotiated under the fact that it had supremely low expectations, though, right?
Nor did LeBron.
Nougat, peanuts, and beautifully optimistic superheroes, what's not to wait for?!
That's simply not true.
Why does Henry Cavill, the largest superhero, not simply eat the other ones?
My roommate and I marathoned a ton of Arnie movies and came to this one and I just remember thinking before "Oh fuck, this one is supposed to suck." and by the end I ended up hating everyone who ever implied that movie sucked because it was perfect. PERFECT.
How did DC's Swamp Thing get involved in this?
What are four things that are better than any food native to the British Isles?
Yeah, I'm fine with Arby's. They have good chicky fingees.
The Peter Principle suggests that upward mobility stops when you are no longer effective. Spicy (and this whole administration, really) suggests it's wrong. There is no ceiling.