You meet Ansel Elgort and Miles Teller in front of two doors. One door leads to certain death and the other leads to one million dollars. One of them is secretly Shia LeBeouf wearing a mask and always lies, the other one always tells the truth. You are allowed to ask one question- what do you ask?

I will never get over the first time watching that episode and the brief thought of "Wait, did River really merge with the ship?" because I mean…maybe! Who knows! Good times.

We're just gonna gloss over the fact that that dude's name is Simon Tam? What kind of useless pop culture nerds are you people?

Looks like I'm watching a shit ton of Star Trek movies next month.

Yeah, but that's been on the table since Perlmutter was in charge. And it's been pushed back for two white dudes since.

Honestly, there's a part of me that's glad they didn't beat WB/DC to the punch with this. Any female-led superhero movie Marvel puts out will be decent, but that's it. It will be another Marvel movie. They're very good at those and I've enjoyed almost every one of them, but it won't be any bigger or better than…

We can blame both. Until Feige demonstrates an actual commitment to doing better beyond just words, it doesn't count.

And both Patty Jenkins and Joss Whedon had actively attempted to make a Wonder Woman movie for over a decade- longer than the MCU has even existed.

It looks like it has a less than 30% drop from second to third, which is especially nuts considering opening to second was only 40%. That means it's had ~60% drop from opening weekend to its third weekend.

Oh snap. That's some fuckin' pedantry I can get behind.

You're wrong.

You are dramatically overstating Doctor Who's facial prosthetics budget,

It's already made enough to survive. International Netflix deal. CBS is just looking for the gravy by putting it on All Access

To be fair, Disney/Marvel doesn't either, but to their benefit.

To me, the gold standard for "Weirdly entertaining even without fucking" is the TNG porn parody that goes out of its way to construct a plot that works in continuity and makes all the sex logically canon.

"Matt Damon is the Goofus of Western Individualism" yes but what about his role in the movie

When I think horror movies, I think Kevin Smith after the year 2000.

It was a typo. She's quasimodo stripping. There's a lot more humping involved, but not in the way you'd like!

I've only watched one of her specials and…it seemed kinda hacky to me? Also veering into racist unnecessarily just because? I'll stick to Larry the Cable Guy thank you very much. There's a man who knows how to bring a situation to completion, but in a gutteral, pithy, faux-hick way.

Exactly. The gameplay is fundamentally what I care about in Metroid. They play a certain way, with some mild variation, but I want them to play like that. There's other aspects I care about- I definitely prefer my Metroids to have a very isolated, oppressive atmosphere with minimal hand-holding and dialogue. But I…