That is Metroid. That's like saying "Hey, new Mario game, just don't make me jump across a bunch of platforms and we're golden." Maybe you just don't like Metroid if that bothers you.

Well, I've watched the XXX-rated Scooby Doo and I can't say I regret it.

But what if A7x covers Octopus's Garden. What then.

Mm. Yes. This is also my reason I am wearing soiled mom jeans. This is the reason.

I love you, Sean.

I'm starting to feel like the common thread for all these rapes might be Charles Bronson.

Amazon isn't adding anything past the letter M? Weird.

That was already a callback to Pushing Daisies. The name of the beehive killer was Katherine Pimms- Chuck goes undercover into the bee company as "Kitty Pimms"

I can only love people who admit to Rubber Soul being the bets Beatles album.

CinemaScore is pretty unique because "This movie did not pull my grandmother from the audience and murder her in front of me." seems to be enough to rank at least an A-

I only know Haynes from Arrow but he always struck me as too smooth. Like he went too hard on the hair removal and a few layers of skin went with it so now he has to obsessively moisturize or his skin literally cracks apart and starts bleeding.

Rachel Bloom is great in every single context but this one show. It's weird.

…huh. No, I don't think there was. Kevin, Mary, Bill, and Joel all were and I think I just assumed Mike was but now that you mention it, I don't remember him ever showing up. Weird.

This show actively makes me not enjoy Rachel Bloom. It's fucking abomination.

You joke, but I have desperately wanted a police procedural TV show set in the Harry Potter universe, in the 80s, shortly after the apparent death of Voldemort about a pair of Aurors investigating wizarding crimes in the grimy streets of Thatcherian London.

I don't think we're doing that joke with ScarJo.

I think it's for one 14 year old in Indiana who is conservative leaning but open-minded and interested in but not terribly knowledgeable in science.

I'm 100% on on the same political side as this show and still can't stand it. It has no clear audience. Is it for kids? It's too advanced for kids. Is it for adults? It's too condescending for adults. Is it trying to educate the unbelievers? it's too aggressive for the unbelievers. Is it trying to preach to the…

THEN WHY DON'T THEY HAVE BODY HAIR

Well in that case why do they have boobs? Or organs? Or genitals? These all seem useless for their goals.