therealvajayjayleno
Vajayjay Leno
therealvajayjayleno

Citing BatB and Power Rangers as LGBTQ inclusion should immediate rank a "Oh fuck off" grade

I cannot think of a person more diametrically opposed to Trump than this Pope. I feel like their meeting should've caused a matter-antimatter annihilation and destroyed the Earth.

I live for the Val Kilmer bite thing. I need to see that!

I barely know'er!

For real why is Happy a person you put on the poster?

It's so dense. Every Spider-Man poster has so many things going on.

I mean, the Ewoks suck, but I can appreciate that they don't suck THAT much.

I'm genuinely annoyed by Yaddle's existence. I liked Yoda being the only known member of his species. I liked the possibility that his species might not even look like him, he's just so friggin' old through the power of the Force that that's how you eventually look.

He's like some sort of small, annoying, flying insect.

If they turn out to be Yoda-things I will be upset for reasons I can't actually understand or describe but I still will be.

Not Another Teen Movie!

Yeah, but that was a budget thing more than a ratings thing for That's My Bush at least. I think it did fine, just Stone and Parker were given way too much money to do it and it didn't justify itself.

Alien vs. Freddy is definitely a missed opportunity.

This is literally the plot of Bioshock but in space.

The thing with Chappie is that it's finally a movie where the obnoxious CGI character is the least obnoxious part of the movie. It's like if Jar Jar Binks had been the exact same character, but the best part.

To be fair to Shyamalan, the fact that he eventually made another decent one at all does put him ahead of a lot of other directors.

Not since M. Night Shyamalan has so much potential been so squandered.

That's Chappie.

As someone who lived in Roswell, why the fuck was this in Roswell?

Empire and Revenge. Yeah. Revenge has a tiny Tattooine scene at the end, but, like, it's barely there.