My life in a nutshell.

Yeah, I was surprised when they pulled off Darth Maul's mask and it turned out the Phantom Menace was Old Man Jenkins trying to scare people away from Naboo to collect insurance money.

More if you count the Ewok movies!

I'll have you know there's two whole Star Wars movies that don't take place on a desert planet!

It's called 'thermal detonating' at Jabba's.

Uh. If you don't want Allison Williams, I'd be happy to have her.

His nose does approach Dik standards

So, I guess this fully confirms that Phasma somehow survived being stuffed in a garbage disposal on an exploding planet. Maybe she'll get to have an actual role instead of being the coolest non-character since Boba Fett.

Right. Yeah. Exactly my point.

*looks at the last 10 movies Romero has made*

Does it matter?

Well, they made six of them and their total worldwide take is four times as much as their total cost to produce

Yeah, I'm fine with this.

Based on Legends and Arrow this year?

I've read that manga.

They tried to start with Dracula.

You had me at Natasha Lyonne

Those monsters sucked and fucked!

SO who's playing Abbott and Costello?

I really like Grant Gustin and S1 Barry so it really sucks how much dead weight he's adding to this show now.