Like a twink, but kinda rugged.

Like a bear, but skinny.

Power Bottom is a slot one of the zords fill in making Megazord why do you have to make everything dirty.

Adjusting for the fact that the first two season of Trek usually sucks, yes. Enterprise is great. Season 4 is squarely in my top 5 favorite seasons of Trek and I might like it more than any single season of TNG.

That's like…the opposite of the CW. The CW is "This sounds stupid as shit and I can't stop watching."

I need footage of her giving birth. I'm not getting off to that part, but I need it to get off later.

Presumably, she'll be a woman soon

WHAT

You've totally just sold me on your version of the show. I would absolutely watch a show about the past of DC's cosmic side. Through some New Gods in there and, baby, you've got a TV show.

Enterprise was great, haters can go to Rura Penthe.

Yount's Crow is utterly perfect. I eventually came to merely accept Vaughn's Servo.

I feel like my biggest takeaway from this batch of movies is the abundance of great boobs.

Now I'm even more confused about this timeline!

A question no one was asking, but an open one nevertheless.

Good sci-fi prequels:

It's Caprica, but somehow a worse idea.

The idea of redoing the story of the prequels as an HBO show isn't the worst. I could watch that.

That might help. She is very pleasing to look at, particularly if you are aroused by female secondary sexual characteristics.

There's a shit ton of bad decisions made in those movies and they're, to me, nearly unwatchable now. I'm just saying that the idea of framing the fall of the Republic and rise of the Empire around a story of political maneuvering in an era of decadent malaise and ignorance of the rise of banal evils was not one of…

Flat is not an adjective anyone has ever used for Giada's breads