Of old age. In jail.

Now it's Teddy Bridgewine.

The most underrated band of the ‘90s was Poop Towel.

“Fucking showoffs.”

Why shoot the only likeable Red Sox player ever? Have they never heard of Curt Schilling?

Gerald Ford shot dead today at the senseless age of 83.

Considering Boston was only called for one penalty all game, and the refs missed two tripping calls on them in the second period alone, I am not too broken up about them missing this penalty either.

Conservatives are under the impression that the poor don’t deserve any kind of leisure at all. 

Conservatives have this bizarre fascination with thinking that people can’t be poor because they have something that’s nice. People on welfare can’t really be poor if they have cell phones or refrigerators. That kind of shit. Like, maybe she bought it a long time ago? Maybe someone gave it to her? Maybe she just takes…

I hated Dan Marino, but if he were playing in this era, he’d be throwing over 6,500 yards and 70 touchdowns per season.

You can always tell the people who picked up their Looney Tunes fandom from boardwalk t-shirts circa 1995.

He’s like one of those sick little kids from the Make A Threat Foundation.

They have the number of the last guy to block a Putin shot hanging from the rafters. Also his pants, skates, helmet. stick, and body.

If anything this reinforces the narrative of THE KING OF KONG. Billy Mitchell rank as one of my top ten villains in movie history. If anything, this just makes it better!

Mike Shannon is going to be deeply missed when hes gone.

I realize a ton of readers on the coasts but Kansas basketball is the duke of the Midwest (or whatever we call the central part of the US). The only thing that could make them worse was if the Koch brothers were backing them instead of WSU. This was a real Sophie’s choice.

Spanish speaking countries are great places for serving missions because you can usually find Jesus

For kids..
Hot = Scolding
Warm = Still Too Hot
Cold = I’m Full

Maybe it has stuff about cars in it.