Come on, you’re better than this! My wife and I play in a bowling league together and we’re not fucking.

The FCC was so pissed off at NBC’s coverage of the nip slip that it sent a $500K fine to Janet Jackson again.

The raiders would have to hire somebody who looks something like this

Lesson 3: “Some days I don’t bother with the bottle.”

I’m gonna watch some Netflix. Watch some Netflix.

I’ll throw Alice in Chains “Nutshell” from MTV’s Unplugged into the mix, because it’s an amazing and underappreciated song.

Down to the waist or up to the waist? I’ll hang up and listen.

Was it the DVD/Blu-Ray version of Tin Cup? Or VHS

That’s not a van, and it wasn’t a bumper sticker.

I realize Deadspin loves shitting on the Cardinals and I’m wasting keyboard strokes, but this statement is not passive-aggressive in any way, and is just a communication of fact to Cardinal fans that Stanton is not coming.

Ryu Hayabusa will always be criminally underrated in any poll.

I don’t know, Snyder’s evil shitbaggery has been limited to one spot in one city, as racist and degenerate as that shitbaggery has been. Kroenke has managed to be a complete cockmuppet in two sports, on two continents, to two separate fan bases.

Stan Kroenke: hey guys it’s dean I’m over my data limit so hit me up on stans phone

Dressing weird and loudly disrupting are totally the same thing as dressing appropriately and quietly protesting in a way that disturbs no one. Totally the same thing.

...should the heavens fall.

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

Now I understand why Mike Tyson hated Lennox Lewis’s children so much.

I don’t even know what the message is here... Is it that racism is a-okay? Is it that racism is pervasive within American culture? Is it that Boston fans suck?

Ken Oberkfell! Just because they called him “Obi,” and the Busch Stadium organist would play the Star Wars theme as his walk-up music (before walk-up music was really even a thing). Nine-year-old me thought that was cool as shit.

My naive opinion on confederate statues was always that they should be kept up as marks of shame. I didn’t think it was right for Universities etc. to ignore the fact that they once held horrible people in esteem. It felt like letting them off the hook after supporting racists.