Classical number one?! Are you high? Allow me to introduce you to the greatest thing in music, well, ever.

This post needs a slow clap button...

More important than all that; how do you pronounce Roy?...

LOL, “normal side of Canada”...

LOL, you still think there’s another book coming...

I can only give 1 star, but know that I would give you 2 if it were possible...

What does Trent Dilfer know about on field success? Also, who is Trent Dilfer?

It really should be

Counterpoint: Jim Harbaugh is completely insane, and any chance to put a mic in his face, and pull his string should be taken. One day he will give us the Greatest Sound Bite of All Time!!! I’m so excited!

The true secret, as with all things, is to use your penis mind.

Counter-counter point: a burrito is a sandwich.

We’re in a drought...

No, the answer is always, Hookers and Blow.

Who told you this?! Tell me your source, and I may be able to save you. Also, you can get blood out of clothing with dish soap.....

I cannot give you enough stars. LA is a fucking armpit. Fuck all their “teams”.

Then I wouldn’t be ablt to root for my second favorite team... Whoever’s playing against the dodgers... Nah, fuck those guys.

I read that in Adam West’s voice...

Both, both, both, neither...

Whatever.

Tater Tots are fucking garbage. You’re paying your hard earned money for the little leftover bits of potato that weren’t good enough to make in to french fries, all mashed together with centipede jiz and packaged to apeal to toddlers. I pity you.