Fuck you Paramount

For a delightful twist on a martini, I recommend a Poet’s Dream

Put your burrito on a tortilla. When you’re done, eat the evidence. Also, if you spill, bonus burrito!

Pass.

Phrasing...

HOW DARE YOU include Nikelback on this list! They are the Sprung Monkey of the new millennium!

You win the internet.

This cannot be stared hard enough.

Did it really tie the room together?

I knew that.

Ever drive in L.A.?

This is disgusting! How dare they allow this sort of thing! I am personally offended on the deepest level. Kids could be playing hockey on that ice!!! Soulless monsters!!!

Didn’t work for me

Didn’t work for me

I have an 07 Rabbit(golf), and my experience has been that it’s pretty good mechanically, but here’s a list of things that have needed repair since I bought it new 58000 miles ago...

The correct answer to this is to dump it in the toilet.

I want a pony!

I demand 2 funbags next week!

I don’t know where Phil ranks, but Bartolo Colon is #1

Was she hawt?

It’s for porn.