LOL, “normal side of Canada”...

I can only give 1 star, but know that I would give you 2 if it were possible...

What does Trent Dilfer know about on field success? Also, who is Trent Dilfer?

It really should be

Counterpoint: Jim Harbaugh is completely insane, and any chance to put a mic in his face, and pull his string should be taken. One day he will give us the Greatest Sound Bite of All Time!!! I’m so excited!

The true secret, as with all things, is to use your penis mind.

Counter-counter point: a burrito is a sandwich.

We’re in a drought...

No, the answer is always, Hookers and Blow.

Who told you this?! Tell me your source, and I may be able to save you. Also, you can get blood out of clothing with dish soap.....

I cannot give you enough stars. LA is a fucking armpit. Fuck all their “teams”.

Then I wouldn’t be ablt to root for my second favorite team... Whoever’s playing against the dodgers... Nah, fuck those guys.

I read that in Adam West’s voice...

Both, both, both, neither...

Whatever.

Tater Tots are fucking garbage. You’re paying your hard earned money for the little leftover bits of potato that weren’t good enough to make in to french fries, all mashed together with centipede jiz and packaged to apeal to toddlers. I pity you.

This guy is a marketing genius! I want chicken wings soooo bad now!

Cold Turkey(ish)...eventually...

To you, and anyone else saying pastrami is crap: WRONG!!!!!! You are wrong, and your opinion is no longer valid about any topic due to the depth of your wrongness. Pastrami is quite delicious.

I declare shenanigans on this entire list. You left off chili cheese tater tots, and pork rinds. I can't even take you seriously.