I’m pretty sure that just about every prohibition law in US history was based on fear of brown skinned people, or a good Christian hatred for fun.

Making lawn darts illegal is completely unnecessary. They’re dangerous as all hell, and more fun than off track betting. No company in their right mind would manufacture them now. They’d end up sued by thousands of people within a week of selling the first set...

This guy is a marketing genius! I want chicken wings soooo bad now!

Cold Turkey(ish)...eventually...

To you, and anyone else saying pastrami is crap: WRONG!!!!!! You are wrong, and your opinion is no longer valid about any topic due to the depth of your wrongness. Pastrami is quite delicious.

I declare shenanigans on this entire list. You left off chili cheese tater tots, and pork rinds. I can't even take you seriously.

What if your password is nicklebackrules?