therealjoepatroni
Joe Patroni
therealjoepatroni

It’s so cute!  I want to tell it all of my secrets! And Mommy’s and Daddy’s too!

It’s so cute!  I want to tell it all of my secrets! And Mommy’s and Daddy’s too!

Lets get physical! Oh wait, that’s Olivia Newton John.

John, who the fucks cares at this point? By now I think (hope) we all know Trump is a scumbag.  COVID19 is all the daily reminder we need.  

Sounds like they’re willing to work with the owners if needed.  Maybe they just needed to have a conversation about it?    But fake outrage is more fun!

Probably could have skipped the whole article and just read this:

For me it’s the nostalgia.

I owned a couple original machines in the late 90s. I purchased them from an operator’s warehouse, hidden amongst old cigarette machines and jukeboxes.  The laserdisc players were a nightmare to keep working. Thank god for emulators!

My understanding is they put the order out for bid again because GM couldn’t meet the manufacturing numbers.

Solo board game instructions should include the suicide hotline.

So we shouldn’t own land? And we shouldn’t make profit from rent? WTF is this nonsense?

So you won’t be cashing your stimulus check?

Cosby: Mother

That’d be Mother. Harvey Keitel was Speed. I don’t remember who Jugs was? Hmmm.....could it be Raquel Welch?

Cuomo is doing the best he can for our state.

It’s junk.  Don’t buy it.  Save up for something better.

It’s junk.  Don’t buy it.  Save up for something better.

That was a game of chicken.

That was a game of chicken.

I see what you did here.  I think most people won’t.  But nice job.

Live Animal Wet Market Corona Virus Disease.