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I mean you’re not wrong here, but Back to the Future 2 made a Max Headroom/Ronald Reagan crossover joke over thirty years ago.

Nailed it! He does look like Max Headroom!

I think with the sunglasses he kinda looks like Max Headroom(I always thought he looked kinda like Matt Frewer anyway).

come on.. all this and no mention of directional tread tires?

come on.. all this and no mention of directional tread tires?

I know this is mostly a sales post disguised as advice, but if you drive an SUV with a full-size, matching spare - be sure to work it through the rotation (do this for cars too - but I don’t if any modern cars still come with matching spares). Dealers don’t even do this anymore and people just wind up buying five new

I know this is mostly a sales post disguised as advice, but if you drive an SUV with a full-size, matching spare -

I thought he was demonstrating his quick shift technique. She’s obviously impressed. :D

“No Bob, I DON’T want to hear again how you buried that mob snitch back in ‘68! Why don’t you just put your socks back on and drive me home?”

He is showcasing his massive codpiece

I can relate to this comments so much.  My wife is a bit better than some of the other people who are car blind but let’s call her car vision impaired since she once tried to get into a dark grey Camry instead of my Subaru Legacy Spec.B when we started dating.  Fortunately she has come a long way since then.

Is it like male refrigerator blindness? I have refrigerator blindness. I always have to ask where anything is, and then I’m shocked when someone pulls it from right where I was looking. It makes no sense, but that’s how it be.

I know that feel bro :(

Yeah, my girl is the same.

How about the sound of a soda pop can opening and then the sound of the can rolling forward past you?

In other words its like 8O% of all jobs in the US.

When Jeep’s first “Advantage” is heritage, my response is,

AV Club just recommended ‘To Die For’, if that’s worth it ...

That’s nice, but there is no amount of voter suppression that can deliver California to Trump. This needs to be done in Minneapolis, Milwaukee, Detroit, Pittsburgh, Philadelphia, Tampa, Miami, Cleveland, Cinncinnati, Charlotte, Durham, Atlanta, Houston, and Phoenix. That’s where you get the bang for your buck.

Could you pick me up a Citroen Ami while you’re there? Merci.

Have you decided what kind of Jeep you want to buy in Antarctica?