Pffft! Artists. Am I right?

Who the fuck cares about SNL’s brand of biting political sarcasm at this point?

So they both had sex with Hope Hicks?

I hope the other people they came in close contact with get tested and are okay.

Oh my god he is so real.

Fried pizza dough. 

Hillary who?  Was she Bill’s mistress? 

Trump and McConnell will have the next Justice nominated and confirmed very quickly. They’ve planned this for years.  Dems will try to stall the nomination process of course.

He supposedly diddled a 15 year old too when he was 19.

Hütchenspiel

I’m white and these aren’t my people.

Did they announce when pre-orders start?

I’m willing to bet she/he have assistants managing the move to Encino for them.  They probably aren’t lifting a well manicured finger.  Sounds like a nightmare.

It might be because they’re painted.

I’m surprised Jezebel hates Game of Thrones.

I don’t know if you’ve made it to Berlin yet, but look out for Techno Viking.

If it were a Tesla there’d be a software update.

Software fix? Somebody forgot an If, Then, Else?

My local Wendy’s is advertising positions starting at $13.75/hour