He is a feckless dickhead.    

Wishing death on the President IS protected by the First Amendment.

Pffft! Artists. Am I right?

The first positive thing he has said.

It’s moronic.

Who the fuck cares about SNL’s brand of biting political sarcasm at this point?

So they both had sex with Hope Hicks?

I hope the other people they came in close contact with get tested and are okay.

No reward.  No payoff.   Just nonsense like you said.

Executive salary increases and employee layoffs seem to be mutually inclusive.

Oh my god he is so real.

Al Capone

I watched a young man spill a whole display of soda once.  So spilling things is common.

I was told my Atari VCS that I ordered July 2019 will now be delivered Nov/Dec 2020.

Is Nortel still around? Worked there in 2001-2002 when they imploded.

Fried pizza dough. 

Hillary who?  Was she Bill’s mistress? 

Trump and McConnell will have the next Justice nominated and confirmed very quickly. They’ve planned this for years.  Dems will try to stall the nomination process of course.

He went hoverboard.