You mean peace of butt.  It’s for your butt.

I will care more. I promise.

A definite majority didn’t choose this.

I hope that JUGGERNAUT decal comes off without damaging the paint.

“He went into great detail,” a crying Feldman said in the documentary about Haim, who died from pneumonia in 2010. “He told me, ‘Charlie bent me over in between two trailers and put Crisco oil on my butt and raped me in broad daylight. Anybody could have walked by, anybody could have seen it.’”

I thought Attention Seekers and Car Enthusiasts were mutually exclusive.

Akira was my first exposure to Anime. It was on laserdisc at the time.

“I have some butterflies, I have some lace and some little bows — a couple things like that.”

BTW:  I’ve seen this actor in a few movies, and other commercials too.  The latest one he plays an astronaut, not sure the product.

I like savings the money.

Assuming it’s all legit. I like the low miles, great color combo.

Do you have to be a slim, attractive, white, woman in order to use this pill?

You hate people too?   So do I!

Aw, come here Ben (gives him a hug, for too long, things get awkward).  

Multiple Academy Award-winner Ben Affleck

Oh god.  That’s gross.

I know. Sometimes it’s like trying to wipe peanut butter off carpet. But do bidets have enough PSI to power-wash my butt?  That has always been my concern.  I think I’ll still need both.

Yes sir.

No boomer journalists suddenly stopping in the middle of a crowded walkway to hunt-and-peck at their phones, no auto execs slamming into you because they physically can’t see someone so poor, just glorious, echoing emptiness.