Pick a different letter Hyundai. Don’t use “N”.

I’ll have to sell my children for scientific experiments.

Medical Condition = Florida

I find some warm milk and a bedtime story help my Laptop go to sleep.

The bad tap water.

I see what you’re trying to do here.   These balloons are filled with helium.

Pete Buttigieg Politician Is a Lying MF.

Ah yes, prison reform.   Put it on the list.  Where does this fall relative to Health Care For All,  Climate Change, Homelessness, Poverty?    So many fucking problems to solve, I lost track.

Outside of the obvious profit grabbing....My understanding is most prisons have jobs for the inmates where they can earn money. And charging them for these kinds of things is incentive to work and behave.

It kinda looks like a giant SIMM floating in orbit.

Correction: Stainless Steel Balls

Racism transcends transgender.

I know folks will argue that wasn’t the point of this article, but my takeaway was the same as  yours.   

A real friend would always have capacity, right?

How can this be cosplay if they’re not beautiful models with impeccable costumes?

Wouldn’t it be easy to thwart these crabs by dropping underwater obstacles in front of the beach?   Like concrete pylons or boulders?   Or just fishing nets to get them tangled?   

Definitely a Catch 22 situation.

I don’t think you/we are the right demographic.

How much of Corden is in this movie?  How many times will I need to close my eyes and plug my ears?