therealjoepatroni
Joe Patroni
therealjoepatroni

A stupid studio executive supposedly said something stupid and now it’s all over the headlines.   

Old and rare don’t translate to valuable in this case.

I don’t think they even talk to each other any more.

Loved this movie.  But wishful thinking on our part.  Might as well ask Santa Claus.

Camaro SS E

I’m sure you know this, but make sure those panels are really secure, lest they vibrate loose while your on the highway or bumpy backroads.

Once lawyers get involved, it gets messy. I saw this bullshit coming from a mile away. So much for getting excited about a possible Colin comeback.  I chatted with friends last week about possible teams that could use him.  

A viral Excel shortcut! Fuck yeah!

No Time to Live and Let Die Another Day.

Nissan Rogue is the standard here in upstate NY.

Aren’t we all?

Maternal drive often doesn’t kick in until you get pregnant (hormones). Sometimes it doesn’t happen until after the baby is born.  And sometimes...it never happens, and you see babies left in Walmart bathrooms.

Birthed where it was conceived.

No Razzle, just dazzle.

He must pick at them.  They’ll never heal right if he keeps doing that.

The complainers weren’t going to see this anyway.

Electric RC trucks can do this now.  Just scale it up!

If only scientists could find a way to harness horny energy—as it’s probably the only endlessly renewable energy source found in nature. (I’m not a scientist, but it feels true.) Anyways, let’s wish the couple all the best as they navigate this new, post-baby horny landscape!

I know. Me too.

Boomers could give us a lesson on how not to give a fuck.