therealjoepatroni
Joe Patroni
therealjoepatroni

Thanks for the photo, Getty.   They have something for everyone.

OMG!  Check out Ronin!

Siri, increase my morphine level to lethal.

You’d think offshore moisture farms would be a thing too.

Yes!  See it!

Sardonic is not a word I use cynically.

In prison he’ll feel like a “toothpaste filled Oreo”, if you know what I mean.

I went to see the new Godzilla movie in IMAX with my sons. My youngest son turned 9 yesterday. He loved the movie, so I guess that’s all that matters.

What do you mean “you people”?

This made me guffaw my coffee all over of my keyboard. Nice work.

#WhatIfThisHadHappenedOutrage

Do these ad campaigns work? Meaning, do people actually notice and make conscious decisions to buy?

What? No Doozers?

Except diarrhea.

She must have realized quitting was a mistake.

I wish my Democrats would focus more on 2019 and not 2016.

Christiansfinder?   Aww goddamit!  Jesus Christ I’m screwed!

Good work!

I bought IMAX tickets for my 8 year old son, and myself.   He loves the Pacific Rim movies, and Kong, and Godzilla.   I’m looking forward to this, for him.  

It looks like Jar Jar has a pimple or it could be herpes.