Where can I buy this shirt?

Exactly!  How do you enforce this when it’s a call center in India?

Most Americans can’t/won’t travel outside their country. Only 42% have passports.  That’s up significantly from even a few years ago.  But low versus 75% for Brits and 60% for Canadians.

My uneducated guess is Samsung already knew about these issues, and was prepared to address them anyway, but had rushed to get prototypes into hands of users.

So engrossed I am by your story above that I’ve ignored 3 texts and 2 phone calls.  I’m putting myself in your situation, imagining what my wife, kids, family would have to endure.  The thought of it just...

Is that Robert Redford?   What movie?

“Big Trouble in Little Italy”

It’s not the years, it’s the miles.  

And Tank sales have Jetted for General Dynamics

They are definitely nice, but very expensive plastic.

They are definitely nice, but very expensive plastic.

Not this one.

He should be thrown over the same railing.

Chocolate Mayo is gross. And this picture was just an April Fools joke by Heinz last year.

Chocolate Mayo was an April 1st joke, not real.  

Shazam!

You swim in it, then pee, like the ocean or your brother’s swimming pool.

She tried to pick her fiancee’s (Michael Clark Duncan’s) estate clean while he was dying in the hospital. Also, it was never proven she and Michael were engaged. She is pure evil.

You are what you eat.

The driver of the Volvo, 59 year old Ivan Stovbun of Montreal, Canada did not immediately realize the crash had occurred and traveled for another one-half mile with the Mustang wedged under his trailer before stopping in the driving lane.

Nice try.