Where can I buy this shirt?

So engrossed I am by your story above that I’ve ignored 3 texts and 2 phone calls.  I’m putting myself in your situation, imagining what my wife, kids, family would have to endure.  The thought of it just...

Is that Robert Redford?   What movie?

It’s not the years, it’s the miles.  

They are definitely nice, but very expensive plastic.

They are definitely nice, but very expensive plastic.

He should be thrown over the same railing.

Chocolate Mayo is gross. And this picture was just an April Fools joke by Heinz last year.

Chocolate Mayo was an April 1st joke, not real.  

Shazam!

You swim in it, then pee, like the ocean or your brother’s swimming pool.

She tried to pick her fiancee’s (Michael Clark Duncan’s) estate clean while he was dying in the hospital. Also, it was never proven she and Michael were engaged. She is pure evil.

You are what you eat.

The driver of the Volvo, 59 year old Ivan Stovbun of Montreal, Canada did not immediately realize the crash had occurred and traveled for another one-half mile with the Mustang wedged under his trailer before stopping in the driving lane.

Of course, if the real police boot your car, and you find a way to cut yourself free, you’re going to end up protracting your problems and getting into more trouble. So don’t do that. I’d recommend parking legally in general, while you’re at it.

I love the frosted headlights.  $12 for a 3M kit to polish those out.

Tyler Perry’s HQ and Studios are in Atlanta. I wonder if he’ll comment.

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I blame Taylor Swift for a lot of things.

No, I don’t think that’s what he meant.

So they’d have a motorcycle license, but wouldn’t know how to operate one?