Grounding the planes should definitely be done as a precaution until the flight recorders are analyzed and the cause of this latest tragic crash is known.

It’s probably a to-do list.

Geezus, give the kid a break. I think he was worried about touching, getting aroused, etc. That would be more embarrassing than getting beat by a girl.  

So this doesn’t affect Tesla service centers, just retail? I always thought they were one in the same, but obviously not.

Likewise, 3D TVs mostly bit the dust in 2016, due in part because 3D glasses were a cumbersome and expensive accessory for a largely unnecessary feature.

New for Tinder dating: RTB (Ready To Breed)

I got it.  Nice work.

“Looks like salad”

It was in the year 2000, on November 2, that a man calling himself John Titor logged onto an obscure internet discussion board and posted this message:

All I got are these damn Nepalese coins.

I was thinking the same thing, and hoping the rest of the testing goes well.

Fri Mar 08 11:55:16 CET 2019 Timsen

Please don’t take this opportunity to make fun of the Bills.

Yes!  This!  Especially at my local Lowe’s home improvement store.  I love self-checkout for when I buy little thingies like screws, drill bits, etc.  It works great, and I avoid the long checkout lines.

Thanks for the recommendation.

We spent the rest of the afternoon back in his room watching daytime television instead...

Opportunity lost.

No shit, Laserface.