Fuck the dumb people.  Close the beach!

Why/how would they discourage them from hanging out there?

That would be awesome. I don’t think Karl is young enough though,.

I’m surprised kids went through all of those steps to install the app.

Jeezus!  No!

When do you find time to smell your own farts?

We find Picard enjoying his classic car collection.

Don’t eat, ever.  

No shit!

No! This is disturbing and catastrophic, per the headlines on Gizmodo!

I find all of these headlines disturbing and catastrophic.

How can you watch basketball all day, except maybe during March Madness?

This guy looks like a beast. 

What happens when it runs over dog shit.  Now you’ve got dog shit all over your expensive robot mower.  

I hate Tom because he kisses his dad on the lips.  With his eyes closed too.  While his Dad’s are open.   This bothers me.

I take offense to your comment. Specifically Genesee Cream Ale.

What?  She too lazy to use the stairs?

Good lord!

Well, you know the old saying:

Me: “I think the Pats will win, because of their experience”