therealjoepatroni
Joe Patroni
therealjoepatroni

Well, maybe he died quietly, like my grandpa.  Not screaming like the other passengers in the car.

This gave me goosebumps on my goosebumps.  It’s like a time machine.

I know who that is.  But how many here don’t?

Next she’ll be criticizing my purchase of Amazon Dash buttons as “brand collectibles”.   I have about 30 right now.  Still in their boxes!

while metal fishing for “precious metals.”

I thought every minute of the President’s day was planned out carefully, to maximize efficiency.

Never have I’ve seen someone so eager to reach the bulbs inside a Speedo.

Was expecting Barden Bellas

Gives whole new meaning to “Me Too Movement”.

Reopening our national parks should but our #1 priority!

When did drinking beer become so complicated?

Now playing

Ain’t Nothin’ Goin’ On but the Rent

I never liked the name Cody.

What is happening here, Getty?

I guffawed at this comment.  

Apple didn’t like my “checking for bats in the cave” photos anyway.

I hope his butt burns for days.

I guffawed at this.  Nice to do that on a Friday.

Don’t tell me to calm down! I hear myself saying a lot.

He has carved a peace sign in my cold, icy heart.