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Even Toyota is replacing whole frames on their trucks affected by excessive rust corrosion. Estimated to cost $15,000 per vehicle.  Just give me a new truck please.  

If you have a boat, it’s ridiculously easy to cross Lake Ontario and enter Canada.  

I live 3 miles from Lake Ontario. So I think I’m good. But there is a nuclear power plant 2 miles down the road. So it’s a trade-off.

Don’t forget!  Beer will be more expensive and in short supply!

For people who watch too much TV, it probably seemed predictable.

It’s not just hue

Motorized pop-up thingies are cool. I worry about longevity though.

No shit.  Right?

She is not the future of our party and I wish she and others like her (Pelosi, Schumer) would just go away and let the next generation of Dems take over.

BMW wants that Escalade money.

It’s funny, these 2018 128GB iPads are listed as $429 new on Apple’s site. $399 if you’re a student.

It’s funny, these 2018 128GB iPads are listed as $429 new on Apple’s site. $399 if you’re a student.

All I need is a spoon, and a jar of creamy, smooth Jif.

Aren’t flu-like symptons possible after getting a flu shot?  Fever, muscle aches, nausea?   It’s not the flu, but the symptoms sure feel like it.

Sounds like you already programmed Google Maps.  Nothing left but to do it.

I’m guessing these are farm raised ducks? 

At least she had the guts to express her opinion about Kaepernick.   Contrarians aren’t popular these days.

And beer will cost more!