They look beautifully made.  I have no place to put this. The house is not an option. My wife has made that very clear.

So, what are we to do? Stop shopping at Amazon? Ignore the Kinda deals  Picket outside an Amazon warehouse?

Wilford has the “di-beetees”

Just like someone who posts jokes about having sex with children, doesn’t really mean it.

Mixed reviews on these refurbished laptops arriving DOA or with issues.

Mixed reviews on these refurbished laptops arriving DOA or with issues.

Delete your old social media posts before directing a billion dollar franchise for Disney.

I thought Jimmy DiResta was working with them as well. Maybe he’ll be in one of the episodes as an expert advisor?

You are very wise.

Wow!  Look at them appreciate!  They are appreciating that wine alright!

That is correct.  But who reads the fine print? 

Yes, your aluminum can will cost 1 cent more.  

You shouldn’t drink Coke anyway.   It’s malted battery acid.

My problem with going to the movies are the loudmouthed, food chewing, phone checking, nose blowing assholes that sit around me.

Demi is just a bad roaster. Some of the best ones:

“It’s like those French have a different word for everything”

This past weekend I had fun watching my neighbor’s kids shoot their airsoft guns at a drone flying over their yard. I figured it was their drone, but it wasn’t. It was an uninvited surveillant.   

Sign on floor:

My understanding is Dolphins will bone anything.

2016 Election:

People didn’t go to doctors back then for anxiety.