Maybe stay off social media for a while.

I hear the brits are glad we have James Corden now.  

Check out your smart speaker’s history some time, to hear what other people are saying when you’re not around.

And then there is this:

Back when I was dating, coffee shops with “hip” entertainment were very popular (like the opening scene in So I Married an Axe Murderer).

I think the people who should be reading this can’t even spell NTSB.

That tape is for the birds, literally.

That tape is for the birds, literally.

I wish Facebook would ban the people we disagree with, and only allow the people we do agree with.  Then we’d all be happy and have nothing to whine about.

This is why we need free public WiFi everywhere.   And free plastic straws too.

Companies usually don’t reveal a CEO’s health problems until it reaches a critical stage.  Apple kept co-founder Steve Job’s health issues hidden for a quite a while. Steve even lied about it, claiming it was a hormonal imbalance that’s easily treatable. The truth being pancreatic cancer.

Grown and Learned how not to get caught

When they ban plastic straws then we’re really fucked.

I love their HBO show, and looking forward to a movie, if that ever happens.

I mentioned this in another reply, but my Grandma stockpiled straws from McD’s, BK, etc. in her basement. Honestly probably a few thousand. I should have kept them for the strawpocalypse that everyone is worried about. Disabled people dying in the streets because McDs won’t give them a straw.

But I’m also the kind of stupid bitch

I think this is a conspiracy to get us to stop snacking.

You mean “Shadow Bannon”, right?

I guess we’ll see if that actually happens. Otherwise, my grandma stole enough straws from McDs and BK to fill a container ship. I’m sure they’ll be worth something on the black market.  

You honestly think that’s going to happen? Seriously? Straws require a prescription? $50 for a box of 25?