Our Pascal teacher in High School was only a week ahead of the class, so lots of us would skip ahead and do the harder labs, which pissed her off.  

We had Apple 2Es in my computer lab in High School, with double floppy drives!

The space station cost the United States $75 billion from 1994 through 2013 and does not include the first nine years of spending (FY1985-FY1993).

typically causes diarrhea, loss of appetite, bloating and gas, and sometimes mild fever

How about “The Jerry O’Connell Show”.   Or does that offend someone?

Could a neighbor have compromised her router?

Swear to God this is a true story:

Nobody likes a tattletale

goddam you’re good

Unauthorized immigrants who want to regularize their status in this country cannot just “get in line.” There are lines, but a large number of aspiring immigrants are not eligible to be in any of them. Even if a prospective immigrant does meet the formal requirements to immigrate, the wait can be very long if she or…

Pelosi,  Schumer,  Cuomo, they all must go.  

Beatboxers? I thought you said Meatboxers. I need a ride back to Philly.

Why not grab the headphones instead?  Those don’t brick and easier to sell?

His company is under water.

The AI also decided humans were inefficient, and trapped them in the autoclave.

Now that I know the twist ending, is Split still worth watching?

Old anecdotes are better than none I suppose.

the most disastrous presidency of all time.